e-bulimic

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When you delete every single message you ever sent like you’re trying to forget you ever existed.

I deleted my DMs so hard I got a cramp in my thumb.

My email is empty because I felt guilty for liking 12 cat videos.

I erased my history so fast my browser yelled at me.

You're so ashamed of your online life you start a war with your browser just to hide your sins.

I fought my cache like it was my ex.

My cookies were hiding my secrets and I didn’t even know.

I deleted my history so hard my laptop got a black eye.

You're so embarrassed you start a digital detox but it's just you yelling at your phone.

I screamed at my phone for letting me watch 17 TikTok videos.

I had a meltdown in my browser because I liked 20 memes.

I yelled at my history like it was my nemesis.

You act like you're doing a cleanup but really you're just trying to forget you're a trash human being.

I deleted my emails so I could pretend I never existed.

My cache was full of shame and I had to purge it.

I cleaned my history like it was my last hope.

You're so mad at yourself you start a full-blown digital war with your phone.

I had a full-blown battle with my history and lost.

My browser was hiding my sins and I had to fight it.

I yelled at my cache like it was my enemy.