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Online porn with a long-distance lover. It's like having a cock in your hand but not getting the actual meat.
He said he'd send me a video. I got a 3-minute cumshot from his roommate.
She texted me a photo of her cat. I asked for a nude. She sent a photo of her cat again.
He said he'd show me his body. I got a photo of his forehead.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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When you take a piss and it's also a video chat. You're not getting laid, you're just getting peed on.
He said he'd talk to me while he peed. I heard the toilet flush and the sound of water.
She sent me a video. It was her taking a dump. I asked for a cumshot. She sent a video of her taking a dump again.
He said he'd show me his body. I got a video of him taking a piss.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Watching someone else's cock while you're stuck with your own. It's like being in a relationship with a porn star but you're the one who's not getting any.
He said he'd show me his cock. I got a video of his cock. I asked for a cumshot. He sent a video of his cock again.
She said she'd take a piss and talk to me. I heard the toilet flush and the sound of water.
He sent me a photo of his cock. I asked for a cumshot. He sent me a photo of his cock again.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Getting a cumshot from someone you don't know. It's like getting a free cumshot from a random guy who just wants to be famous.
He said he'd send me a cumshot. I got a 3-minute cumshot from a guy in Texas.
She texted me a video. It was a cumshot from a guy who said he was her brother.
He said he'd send me a cumshot. I got a cumshot from a guy who had a beard.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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When you're getting a cumshot but you're also getting peed on. It's like being in a relationship with a guy who's also a toilet.
He said he'd send me a cumshot. I got a cumshot and the sound of a toilet flushing.
She sent me a video. It was a cumshot and the sound of water.
He said he'd talk to me while he peed. I got a cumshot and the sound of water.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Getting a cumshot from someone you don't like. It's like being forced to watch a cumshot from your worst enemy.
He said he'd send me a cumshot. I got a cumshot from my worst enemy.
She texted me a video. It was a cumshot from my ex.
He said he'd send me a cumshot. I got a cumshot from my brother.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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