Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A friend who only texts you when they need something. You’re just their human ATM.

Hey bro, send me 20 bucks or I’ll spam you till you die.

I’m out of snacks. Send me 5 dollars or I’ll haunt you.

I’m gonna fail my test. Send me 10 bucks or I’ll curse your Wi-Fi.

2

A friend who only talks to you online. They never come out of their room.

I saw your face on the internet. You’re not real.

You never come out of your room. Are you a robot?

You talk to me like I’m your mom. You’re not real.

3

A friend who only texts you when they’re bored. They’re just your personal entertainment.

I’m bored. Talk to me or I’ll die.

I’ve got nothing to do. Send me a message or I’ll cry.

I’m sad. Make me laugh or I’ll eat your cat.

4

A friend who only texts you when they’re hungry. You’re their personal food delivery.

I’m hungry. Send me a pizza or I’ll scream in your ear.

I can’t eat. Send me a burger or I’ll die.

I’m out of snacks. Send me a bag of chips or I’ll haunt you.

5

A friend who only texts you when they’re mad. You’re their personal punching bag.

I’m mad. You owe me 10 bucks or I’ll punch you.

You’re annoying. I’m gonna send you a message or I’ll scream.

I’m angry. I’m gonna text you or I’ll cry.