e bucket

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A woman with bad teeth, no job, and has married your dad like 10 times and now lives on your couch like it's her own house.
My cousin's e bucket moved in and now she eats my cereal for breakfast.
My e bucket said my dad's ex is coming over for dinner. I didn't even know my dad had an ex.
My e bucket stole my Xbox and now she's playing Fortnite with my dad.
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A lady with a mouth full of broken teeth, no job, and has married your dad more times than he's had coffee.
My e bucket came over and said she wants to move in. I said no. She said she's already packing.
My e bucket just told me my dad's ex is coming for dinner. Again.
My e bucket took my last slice of pizza and now she's eating it with her broken teeth.
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A woman with a mouth like a raccoon, no money, and has married your dad so many times he’s forgotten his own name.
My e bucket just told me she’s moving in. I asked why. She said because she’s tired of my dad’s raccoon mouth.
My e bucket took my phone and now she’s texting my dad’s ex.
My e bucket came over and said she’s here to stay. I said I didn’t invite her. She said I didn’t have to.
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