Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the parking brake. when you yank it while speeding, your car goes wild and slides like a drunk kid on a skateboard

I pulled the e-brake and my car slid into a tree like a clumsy idiot

He yanked the e-brake and his car went sideways like a pizza slice

She hit the e-brake and her car slid into the ditch like a lost dog

2

the best part of a front-wheel drive car. you hit it hard and your car slides like a kid who just got caught eating candy

He used the e-brake and his car slid like a kid sliding down a hill

She hit the e-brake and her car made a U-turn like it was mad at her

He pulled the e-brake and his car slid like a clumsy dancer

3

when a girl presses the e-brake on a guy during sex, stopping the flow of his sperm like she’s playing a cruel joke

She pressed the e-brake and stopped his flow like she was playing a prank

He was halfway done and she hit the e-brake like she was a mean teacher

He was about to climax and she pulled the e-brake like she was a cocky kid

4

when a guy pulls back on his own penis like an e-brake, trying to shoot his cum into his mouth like he’s trying to be a hero

He pulled his e-brake and tried to shoot his cum into his mouth like a mad man

He hit his own e-brake and tried to eat his cum like he was a weirdo

He pulled the e-brake and tried to shoot his cum into his mouth like he was trying to impress God

5

when you call e-brake instead of shotgun, and you promise to give them a hand job for the front seat

He said e-brake and promised to give her a hand job

She called e-brake and got a hand job for the front seat

He said e-brake instead of shotgun and got a hand job for the front seat

6

when you pull the e-brake all the way up and let a slut use it like it’s a toilet

He pulled the e-brake all the way up and let a slut use it like it was a toilet

She pulled the e-brake and let a slut use it like it was a gift

He yanked the e-brake and let a slut use it like it was a big deal

7

when a guy grabs another guy's penis during missionary sex like he's trying to choke him

He grabbed his guy's penis like he was trying to choke him

He pulled the e-brake during sex like he was trying to kill him

He grabbed his guy's penis like he was trying to be a villain