e-Bozzi

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The trashy online version of Boeswald. It’s like e-mail, but worse. Like your grandma’s spam folder got a PhD.
My e-Bozzi was full of ads for fake Italian shoes. I cried.
He sent me an e-Bozzi about how he’s rich. He’s not.
I got an e-Bozzi from my ex. It was just a picture of a sad pizza.
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E-Bozzi is the online version of Boeswald. It’s like a text message from your mom, but it’s from your mom’s cousin.
I got an e-Bozzi saying I was late. I was 30 minutes early.
My e-Bozzi had a typo. It looked like a secret code from a prison.
I sent my e-Bozzi to my teacher. He got it. He didn’t like it.
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E-Bozzi is when Boeswald goes online. It’s like the worst part of your day, but it’s on your phone.
I checked my e-Bozzi. It was just a reminder that I forgot to do my homework.
My e-Bozzi said I was cool. I was cool. Then it said I was weird. Now I’m confused.
I got an e-Bozzi from my dog. It was just a bark.
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E-Bozzi is like Boeswald, but online. It’s like your brain got a virus from your brother’s phone.
My e-Bozzi said I was fat. I was fat. Then it said I was ugly. Now I’m mad.
I got an e-Bozzi from my mom. She said I was a disappointment. She was right.
I sent my e-Bozzi to my friend. He got it. He didn’t read it.
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E-Bozzi is Boeswald on the internet. It’s like your mom’s best friend’s kid’s text messages.
My e-Bozzi said I was a failure. I was a failure. Then it said I was a burden. Now I’m sad.
I got an e-Bozzi from my dad. It said I was lazy. He was right.
I sent my e-Bozzi to my teacher. He got it. He said I was a disaster.
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