e-Boyfriendaphobia

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When you get the worst anxiety because someone you don't know is texting you like they're your future husband.

My ex texts me every day and says he'll marry me if I stop being a 'loner.' I'm not a loner, I'm a survivor.

My mom signed me up for a dating app. I'm 12 and I hate this.

My crush asked me to be his 'virtual girlfriend.' I told him I'd rather be a zombie.

When you hate guys who think they're cute just because they have a profile picture.

My crush has a dog for a profile pic. I'm not impressed.

He texted me a meme and called it a 'romantic gesture.'

He asked me if I'd 'do the thing' if we were in a relationship. I said no.

The fear of being stuck with a guy who thinks he's a king just because he has 20 followers.

He has 20 followers and thinks he's a king. I think he's a clown.

He asked me to be his 'queen' because he has a crown emoji.

He sent me a text that said 'I'm a king, and you're my princess.' I said 'No, I'm a princess who hates kings.'

When you get so mad at guys who think they're hot just because they have a filter on.

He sent me a selfie with a filter and said he was 'hot.' I said he looked like a cartoon.

He called me 'beautiful' because he had a filter on. I said he was a filter fraud.

He asked me to be his 'girlfriend' because he had a filter on. I said I'd rather be his filter.

When you're scared of guys who think they're in love just because they've messaged you three times.

He messaged me three times and said he was in love. I said he was a text-hooper.

He called me 'his love' because he sent me three texts. I said he was a three-text lover.

He said he was 'deeply in love' because he sent me three messages. I said he was a three-message loser.