e-bong

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Online junk that you buy to get high, like a stupid website.
Bro, I bought an e-bong off eBay and it broke in 3 days.
I spent $50 on an e-bong that looked like a toaster.
My e-bong arrived with a note that said 'Don’t expect miracles.'
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A stupid thing you buy online to smoke, usually because you're too lazy to go to a store.
I bought an e-bong because I was too stoned to leave my bed.
My e-bong came with a discount code and a middle finger.
I tried to use my e-bong and it exploded like a fireworks show.
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A piece of trash you buy online to puff smoke, and it probably won’t work.
My e-bong was so trashy, I used it to smoke my stinkin’ socks.
I bought an e-bong and it looked like something my grandma threw out.
I paid $20 for an e-bong that didn’t even light up.
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