e-bondage

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When you get tied up by a computer instead of a person. It's like being tortured by a keyboard and a mouse. You're stuck until they unplug you.

My boss did e-bondage to me during a Zoom call. He muted me and said, 'You're not going anywhere.'

My girlfriend used a USB cable to tie me to my laptop. I couldn't move until she said, 'You're free... for now.'

I got e-bondage at a cyber café. The guy used a floppy disk to chain me to the chair. I had to pay $10 to get loose.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

It's like bondage but with computers. Instead of ropes, they use cables. Instead of whips, they use USB ports. You're basically a plugged-in meat puppet.

My dad did e-bondage to me with a soldering iron. He said, 'This is how you learn to code.'

I got e-bondage during a video game stream. The streamer used a Cat-5 cable to tie me to my chair. I had to play for an hour straight.

My friend got e-bondage by a Dominatrix who used a flash drive. She said, 'You're not free until you plug it in.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago