Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way to say you’re about to die from a disease that’s way worse than a bad flu.

My cousin got e-boles and now he’s green and screaming.

She said she had e-boles and I believed her until she started eating my lunch.

The nurse said he had e-boles and I ran out of the hospital.

2

A disease so bad it makes your insides look like a food fight.

My dog got e-boles and now he’s a purple monster.

He said he had e-boles and I took his lunch money.

My teacher got e-boles and now she screams in math class.

3

A virus that turns you into a walking mess and makes your friends run away.

My brother got e-boles and now he’s a zombie in a hoodie.

I told my mom I had e-boles and she threw out my socks.

The guy next to me had e-boles and I got a new seat.

4

A disease so bad it makes you wish you were dead and also very sore.

My uncle got e-boles and now he’s a purple blob.

She said she had e-boles and I took her chocolate.

My friend had e-boles and now he can’t play video games.

5

A disease that makes you look like a science experiment gone wrong.

My neighbor got e-boles and now he’s green and yelling.

I told my brother I had e-boles and he ran away.

My cat got e-boles and now he’s a green furball.

6

A virus that turns you into a screaming mess and makes your friends laugh.

My mom got e-boles and now she’s screaming in the car.

He said he had e-boles and I took his phone.

My teacher got e-boles and now she’s screaming in math class.