E bo goo bo

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It’s what ancient Egyptians yell when they’re getting beaten by their gods and still trying to look innocent.

'E bo goo bo!' I screamed as the god of math turned my nose into a fraction.

'E bo goo bo!' I said, even though I clearly stole the pharaoh’s lunch.

'E bo goo bo!' I cried, as my brother got the last piece of bread.

It’s like saying you’re a good boy, but you’re also screaming into the void because you know it’s a lie.

'E bo goo bo!' I said, even though I just cursed the priest’s beard.

'E bo goo bo!' I yelled, as I ran off with the sacred scrolls.

'E bo goo bo!' I blurted out, right before I set the temple on fire.

It’s the last thing you say before you get turned into a statue and your tongue is tied to a chicken.

'E bo goo bo!' I shouted, as my tongue was tied to a chicken.

'E bo goo bo!' I said, just before my statue was made.

'E bo goo bo!' I yelled, while the chicken ran away with my tongue.

It’s what you say when you’re trying to be good, but you’re also getting beat up by the gods and your brother.

'E bo goo bo!' I said, as my brother pushed me into the river.

'E bo goo bo!' I yelled, even though I broke the sacred tablet.

'E bo goo bo!' I cried, as the god of chaos chased me.