1 A person who replies to emails like they're texting a confused friend in the middle of a bathroom break. Expand 'Yup.''Maybe.''IDK.' + Examples
2 Someone who answers emails with random words that make no sense and probably never will. Expand 'Bananas.''Purple.''Why?' + Examples
3 A human who emails you back with one-word answers that are so vague it feels like they're avoiding life. Expand 'Okay.''Later.''Sure.' + Examples
4 A person who emails you with responses that are so short and stupid, it feels like they’re wasting your time on purpose. Expand 'Huh.''Maybe not.''Hmm.' + Examples
5 Someone who answers emails like they're being paid by the letter, and they're trying to get out of it as fast as possible. Expand 'Sure.''Alright.''Cool.' + Examples
6 An email responder who sends back messages so short, you wonder if they're even awake. Expand 'Yes.''No.''Maybe.' + Examples