E bli så klar

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You can't stop saying «e bli så klar» even if your tongue falls off. People will call you a loud mouth and throw bread at you. It’s a curse, and no one can save you from it.
I said «e bli så klar» in the middle of a funeral. The priest gave me the evil eye.
My dog started saying «e bli så klar» when I dropped my phone. I'm scared of my dog now.
I said «e bli så klar» during a Zoom meeting. My boss thinks I'm a ghost.
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You have «e bli så klar» stuck in your head like a stuck fly. You say it when you wake up and when you fall asleep. You can’t live without it, and no one wants to be near you.
I said «e bli så klar» to my mom while she was cooking. She threw a spoon at me.
I said «e bli så klar» when I got a bad grade. My teacher was confused.
I said «e bli så klar» in a library. The librarian yelled at me.
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You are a walking «e bli så klar» machine. You say it even when you’re pooping. It’s not a phase. It’s a lifestyle. People either love you or hate you for it.
I said «e bli så klar» while I was pooping. My brother laughed so hard he peed on the floor.
I said «e bli så klar» in the middle of a math test. My teacher gave me a zero.
I said «e bli så klar» during a movie. The people behind me threw popcorn at me.
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