e-bitch

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1
Yelling at people or things through electronic devices because you're too lazy to actually talk to them face to face.
I just texted my mom 12 times because she didn't call me back.
He sent me a whole rant in all caps about the pizza being cold.
My friend kept tagging me in stupid memes about her ex.
2
A person who will do your bidding on eBay just so they can get money from you and not actually care about the item.
She bid $50 on a used spoon for me just so she could charge me $10.
He bought me a toaster that was broken just to get a commission.
They sold me a fake diamond for $200 and then blocked me.
3
Sending mean messages to your friends or neighbors through your phone or text because you're too much of a drama queen to talk to them in person.
She texted me 5 times about the loud music I played.
He sent me a whole essay about how I parked wrong.
They messaged my mom about how I never help with the dishes.
4
Getting yelled at or yelling at someone through emails, chat rooms, or online messages because you're too much of a grumpy person to deal with things in person.
He emailed me 20 times about the same stupid thing.
She said I was a 'disgrace to the internet' in a group chat.
I got 100 notifications from a person who didn't even know me.
5
A verbal slap on the internet, usually from someone who has no life and just wants to make you look stupid.
He called me a 'moron' in the comments and got 100 likes.
She said I was a 'joke' in a tweet and it went viral.
He replied to my post with 'you're a disaster' and tagged all my friends.
6
More than two bitches. Usually used by guys to call their friends or party crew. It can also be used when someone is being extra dramatic and needs more emphasis.
My bitcheses are all here to help me beat this guy up.
He called his bitcheses and they all came to my house.
She said 'bitcheses!' and then cried on my shoulder.
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