e-bike

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A bike with a motor that helps you ride like a lazy slob who can’t even climb a hill without whining.

I bought an e-bike so I don’t have to ride my bike anymore. My legs are too weak for that kind of work.

My dad got an e-bike so he can ride up the hill without screaming like a baby.

My neighbor got an e-bike so he can ride past me without even trying.

A bike with a motor and a battery that lets you ride like a smug know-it-all who thinks they’re better than everyone else.

I got an e-bike so I can ride past you like I own the road.

I don’t pedal. I twist the throttle. You’re just a regular bike loser.

I got my e-bike so I can show off to my friends like I’m some kind of king.

A bike with a motor that only the weak use because they’re too weak to ride a real bike.

I use my e-bike because my legs are like chicken legs. I can’t even walk without wheezing.

My e-bike is like my throne. I sit on it and ride like a king.

I got an e-bike because I’m too weak to pedal. My legs are like Jell-O.

A bike with a motor that everyone hates because it’s like the worst thing ever that lets you ride like a smug jackass.

I hate e-bikes because they ride like a smug jackass in the middle of the street.

E-bikes are like the worst thing ever. They don’t even pedal.

E-bikes are like the devil’s invention. They’re fast and they’re smug.

A fancy bike that 13-16 year old white kids use to ride around like they’re in a gang even though they live in a gated community.

My friend got an e-bike so he can ride around like he’s in a gang even though he lives in a gated community.

Those e-bike kids think they’re cool. They ride around like they own the city.

I see those e-bike kids riding around like they’re in a gang. They’re all rich and they don’t even have to work.