e-baddie

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A girl who looks like she just walked out of a trash can and a beauty box had a fight.

My e-baddie cousin wears glitter and smokes behind the school dumpster.

She texted me, 'I'm doing my hair and my eyebrows and my attitude today.'

Her DMs are just pictures of her face and a swear word.

A girl who thinks she's a pop star but her only song is 'I hate my life.'

She posted a selfie with a middle finger and a highlighter.

She told her mom, 'I'm not going to school, I'm going to be a baddie.'

Her group chat is just people laughing at her bad hair.

A girl who wears so much makeup it looks like a war zone.

She showed up to lunch with eyeliner that looked like a raccoon had a tantrum.

Her face has more layers than a cake and more drama than a soap opera.

She tried to make a sandwich and it fell apart because of her face.

A girl who thinks she's a queen but her only crown is a headband and a lot of swearing.

She said, 'I'm the queen of this school, and I'll prove it with this glitter.'

She posted a video of herself dancing and yelling at the principal.

Her crown fell off during lunch and she cried in the bathroom.

A girl who looks like she just finished a battle and won, but it was just against her mirror.

She told her friend, 'I just did my hair and it looks like a war zone.'

She posted a selfie with a smug face and a middle finger.

She cried because her eyeliner smudged and she thought it was a tragedy.

A girl who thinks she's a rockstar, but her only instrument is her face and a lot of makeup.

She told her class, 'I'm going to be a rockstar, and I'll start with this glitter.'

Her face looks like it's been through a hurricane and a makeup tutorial.

She tried to sing in the hallway and it was just a mess.