e-anderthal

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A person so clueless about computers they might as well be digging for bones with their fingers.
'I tried to send a picture and it just said ‘error’, I think my phone is cursed.'
'I clicked ‘update’ and now my TV is yelling at me.'
'I tried to text my mom and it sent my whole playlist to her.'
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A human who thinks a computer is just a fancy toaster and a Wi-Fi router is a magic hat.
'I opened my laptop and it showed a cat, I thought it was a new app.'
'I tried to log in and it asked for a password, I just screamed.'
'I tapped my phone and now it’s playing elevator music.'
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A person so lost with technology they probably think the internet is a conspiracy by squirrels.
'My phone said ‘low battery’, I thought it was being haunted.'
'I tried to post a photo and it sent my dog to Twitter.'
'I opened my app and it showed me a map, I thought it was a witch trial.'
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A human who mistakes a computer for a blender and a laptop for a napkin.
'I turned on my laptop and it started smoking, I thought it was a fire alarm.'
'I tried to send a message and it sent my grocery list to my boss.'
'I clicked ‘play’ and now my fridge is singing.'
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Someone who thinks a phone is a magic wand and a tablet is a pizza delivery.
'I waved my phone and now my mom is in my bathroom.'
'I tapped my tablet and it sent my cat to my teacher.'
'I waved my magic wand and my TV started talking to my dad.'
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A person so lost with tech they probably think the cloud is a real place and it’s raining data.
'I saved my file to the cloud, I think it’s now in a storm.'
'I tried to log in and it asked for a password, I thought it was a storm warning.'
'I opened my app and now it’s raining emojis.'
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