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A person who shoves their achievements or events down your throat on the internet. They act like they're just chatting, but it's really a sneaky ad. Most of the time it's about getting laid or bragging about stupid stuff no one wants to hear.
Check it out, I just beat my friend in a game. Also, I’m having a party tomorrow. You should come. (No, you don’t have to.)
Hey, did I tell you I got a new car? Oh, and I’m having a party tomorrow. You should come. (Again, no.)
Just finished a 20-hour game. Also, I’m having a party tomorrow. You should come. (Why are you still reading this?)
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Some internet jerk who can't stop talking about their cool stuff or events. They put it in the middle of a normal conversation like it's a surprise. Usually, it's about getting laid or being a total show-off.
I got 1000 points in the game. Also, I’m having a party tomorrow. You should come. (You’re not invited.)
I just got a new phone. Oh, and I’m having a party tomorrow. You should come. (You’re not.)
I beat my friend again. Also, I’m having a party tomorrow. You should come. (You’re still not.)
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A person who loudly brags about their wins or events online. They think it's cool, but it's just a huge ad. It's usually about getting laid or acting like they're important.
Check it out, I got a new hat. Oh, and I’m having a party tomorrow. You should come. (You’re still not.)
I just got a new job. Also, I’m having a party tomorrow. You should come. (Still not.)
I just got 10000 points in the game. Also, I’m having a party tomorrow. You should come. (Still not.)
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Someone online who can't stop talking about their latest wins or events. They drop it in the middle of a sentence like it’s a secret. It’s usually about getting laid or acting like they're the king of the internet.
Hey, I just got 5000 points. Also, I’m having a party tomorrow. You should come. (Still not.)
I just got a new pet. Oh, and I’m having a party tomorrow. You should come. (Still not.)
I just beat my friend in the game. Also, I’m having a party tomorrow. You should come. (Still not.)
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A person who just can't stop bragging online. They drop their wins or events in the middle of a sentence like it's a big deal. Most of the time it's about getting laid or acting like they're important.
I just got a new video game. Also, I’m having a party tomorrow. You should come. (Still not.)
I just got 1000 points again. Also, I’m having a party tomorrow. You should come. (Still not.)
I just beat my friend in the game. Also, I’m having a party tomorrow. You should come. (Still not.)
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