Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The worst way to be a fake boyfriend; like a guy who acts like he's your man but really just wants your snacks.

Bro, you're my fake boyfriend, not my snack thief.

He said he'd die for me, but I found him eating my chips.

He called me 'babe' but stole my pizza.

2

A heart made by a guy who thinks he's cool but is just mad the preps and emos keep using <3 like it's a fancy hat.

That emo heart? More like an emo hat made by a guy who hates preps.

He flipped his lid when the preps used <3 again.

He drew E> on the board and called it a 'facepalm heart.'

3

A better heart than <3 because emo kids turned it into a f***ing mess, and now it's just an ass hat for the weak.

<3 was fine until emo kids ruined it.

He turned <3 into 3> and called it an 'ass hat.'

Now <3 is just a f***ing mess.

4

The sound an ambulance makes when it leaves, like it's saying 'f*** you' to your neighborhood.

That ambulance just left like it was saying 'f*** you' to my street.

The siren went 'E>' and I was like, 'Finally, peace.'

I heard E> and knew the ambulance was gone for good.

5

The most basic rap name ever. It's like everyone just stole it and put it on their f***ing album.

FEFE, ZEZE, E>, it's all the same name.

He called himself FEFE and said it was a 'rap name.'

They all use E> like it's their real name.

6

A military term for running away from the bad guys like a f***ing coward and hiding like you're scared.

He did Escape and Evasion like he was a f***ing coward.

They ran away from the badguys and hid in a bush.

He called it Escape and Evasion, but I called it 'f***ing coward.'

7

A smiley made of an E and a comma, like it's trying to be funny but it just looks sad and confused.

He used e. e like it was a f***ing emoji.

It looks like a sad E with a mouth.

That e. e is more confused than funny.