d(~.^)z

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A Kirby face showing off like they just won a bet and you lost your soul. It’s sass, truth, and a middle finger hidden in a smile.

You: Why’d you eat the last slice of pizza? d(~.^)z: Because I’m a god, and you’re a mortal.

DM: I just got promoted, and you? Still stuck in traffic. d(~.^)z

Text: You said you’d clean your room. d(~.^)z: I’m not wrong.

A happy face giving you the thumbs up like they just won the lottery and you lost your socks.

You: I failed the test. d(~.^)z: No, you just didn’t try.

Text: You: I got a D. d(~.^)z: You’re not even close to failing.

DM: You said you’d be on time. d(~.^)z: Yeah, you did.

A guy standing there with his hand on his hip like he just caught you cheating and you’re still dumbfounded.

You: I didn’t do it. d(~.^)z: You’re the only one who could’ve done it.

Text: You: I’m innocent. d(~.^)z: Yeah, you’re the innocent one.

DM: You: I didn’t steal the cookies. d(~.^)z: You’re the only one who could’ve.

It’s like a person saying, ‘I’m right, and you’re wrong, and I’m gonna make you feel it.’ It’s confusing, but it’s cool.

You: I’m right. d(~.^)z: No, you’re just being stubborn.

Text: You: I won. d(~.^)z: Yeah, you did. Just barely.

DM: You: I’m the best. d(~.^)z: You’re the only one who thinks that.

It’s like someone just said, ‘Good job, loser.’ But you still feel proud.

You: I did it. d(~.^)z: Yeah, you did. And you’re still a loser.

Text: You: I passed. d(~.^)z: Yeah, and you still suck at life.

DM: You: I got the job. d(~.^)z: Yeah, and you’re still the worst.

A smug face giving you a thumbs up like they just won the game and you got left in the dust.

You: I lost. d(~.^)z: Yeah, you did. And you’re still the worst.

Text: You: I failed. d(~.^)z: Yeah, but you still think you’re cool.

DM: You: I didn’t win. d(~.^)z: Yeah, but you’re still a smug idiot.

It’s like someone from the Middle East saying, ‘You’re so dumb, you have your hand up your ass, and you still think you’re smart.’

You: I’m smart. d(~.^)z: You’re not. You’re dumb.

Text: You: I got it right. d(~.^)z: Yeah, and you still have your hand up your ass.

DM: You: I’m the best. d(~.^)z: Yeah, and you’re still dumb.