D'ya-no!

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A magical word that turns any fancy talk into a pile of smelly trash. Say it like you just ate a sock and it was your favorite sock.

You say 'I might be late' and I go 'D'ya-no!' like I just swallowed a rat.

She says 'I’ll get you back for that' and I say 'D'ya-no!' like I just pooped in her shoe.

He says 'I’ll be there in five minutes' and I say 'D'ya-no!' like I just saw his mom in the hallway.

A punch in the gut for someone who already has a broken nose. It’s like giving them a second bruise when they’re already bleeding.

You broke my nose and I said 'D'ya-no!' like I just saw your grandma's face in the mirror.

He said he’d fix my car and I said 'D'ya-no!' like he just drove me into a wall.

She said she’d bring cake and I said 'D'ya-no!' like she just brought me a plate of dirt.

A loud, rude way to say 'I don’t believe you' and it sounds like you just woke up from a nightmare.

You said you passed the test and I said 'D'ya-no!' like I just saw your face on a burning bus.

He said he’d stop eating pizza and I said 'D'ya-no!' like I just saw him eat a whole pie in one bite.

She said she’d stop texting me and I said 'D'ya-no!' like she just texted me 100 times in one minute.