d'witt

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A bald, ugly man who’s probably tall and acts like a tough cookie but secretly loves you. He’ll beat the hell out of anyone who messes with you.

D'witt showed up at the party and knocked out the guy who stole my fries.

He yelled at the kid who drew a mustache on his face and then gave him a popsicle.

When my dog got hit by a car, D'witt screamed like a girl and ran to the hospital.

A guy with no hair and a face that looks like it’s been through a war. He’s cool, but don’t mess with him or his people.

D'witt threatened the guy who tried to steal my lunch money with a spoon.

He showed up at the concert and made the guy who talked too loud shut up.

He gave my brother a wedgie and then told him to behave.

A tall, bald, ugly man who might be nice but will throw you out of a window if you make him mad.

D'witt threw my friend out of the second-floor window for eating too much pizza.

He gave me a haircut with a cheese grater and then told me to be quiet.

When I failed math, he yelled at me and then gave me a popsicle.