D.W.F.S.

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D. W. F. S. is when a person drives in the fast lane like they own it, going slower than a snail with their left blinker on, like they’re trying to get killed.
My cousin did D. W. F. S. on the highway and got hit by a truck because he thought he was cool.
That guy did D. W. F. S. in the middle of traffic and got stuck behind a bus.
My mom did D. W. F. S. on the on-ramp and almost caused a pileup.
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D. W. F. S. is when someone is so dumb they think the fast lane is for them, even though they’re going slower than a grandma on a shopping trip.
That kid did D. W. F. S. and got yelled at by a trucker who was trying to pass him.
My brother did D. W. F. S. on the highway and got stuck behind a school bus.
That lady did D. W. F. S. and got stuck in traffic because she didn’t know where the exit was.
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D. W. F. S. is when you drive in the fast lane like it’s your personal highway, even though you’re going slower than a turtle on a Sunday.
That guy did D. W. F. S. and got stuck behind a train.
My friend did D. W. F. S. and got hit by a cop because he thought he was cool.
That man did D. W. F. S. and got stuck in traffic because he didn’t know where the exit was.
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D. W. F. S. is when someone thinks they’re the king of the road, but they’re going slower than a slug and they’re in the fast lane.
That kid did D. W. F. S. and got stuck behind a truck.
My brother did D. W. F. S. and got yelled at by a cop.
That lady did D. W. F. S. and got stuck in traffic because she didn’t know where the exit was.
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D. W. F. S. is when you think you’re being smart by driving in the fast lane, but you’re going slower than a grandma on a shopping trip.
That guy did D. W. F. S. and got stuck behind a school bus.
My cousin did D. W. F. S. and got hit by a truck.
That man did D. W. F. S. and got stuck in traffic because he didn’t know where the exit was.
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D. W. F. S. is when someone is so dumb they think the fast lane is for them, even though they’re going slower than a turtle and they’re blinking left like they’re trying to get killed.
That kid did D. W. F. S. and got stuck behind a train.
My friend did D. W. F. S. and got yelled at by a cop.
That lady did D. W. F. S. and got hit by a truck because she thought she was cool.
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