d'wanna, or dwana

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A lazy way of saying 'I don't want to' with a side of disrespect and a dash of nonsense.

D'wanna go to the mall again? I’ve seen enough fake eyelashes for one lifetime.

D'wanna clean my room? I’d rather lick a toilet seat.

D'wanna do homework? I’d rather be tortured by a math teacher.

It’s like a middle finger to anyone who asks you to do something you don’t feel like doing.

D'wanna help me move? I’d rather wrestle a bear.

D'wanna come to my party? I’d rather be stuck in a math test.

D'wanna watch this movie? I’d rather eat a whole pizza by myself.

A rude way to say 'no' that also sounds like you're being extra dumb.

D'wanna get up for school? I’d rather die in my sleep.

D'wanna take out the trash? I’d rather take out your brain.

D'wanna talk to me? I’d rather talk to a sock.

A fancy way of saying 'I’m too lazy to say the full thing and I don’t care if you’re annoyed.'

D'wanna come to the concert? I’d rather be buried in a pile of homework.

D'wanna play video games with me? I’d rather wrestle a chicken.

D'wanna eat this burger? I’d rather eat a whole pizza.

It’s like a verbal slap that also makes you sound like a confused toddler.

D'wanna help me study? I’d rather be chased by a ghost.

D'wanna do this? I’d rather be tortured by a teacher.

D'wanna go outside? I’d rather be stuck in a math problem.