D.W.A. (Driving While Asian)

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D. W. A. is when an Asian person gets behind the wheel and drives like a total idiot. It doesn't matter if they're old or young, but the younger ones seem to be worse at it, especially the boys.
My cousin ran a red light and nearly hit a trash can. D. W. A. at its finest.
My mom tried to parallel park and ended up in a ditch. Classic D. W. A.
My brother swerved into a pedestrian and said 'It was a surprise attack.' D. W. A. confirmed.
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D. W. A. is when an Asian person takes over a car and makes it look like a war zone. No one knows why they're driving like that, but it's usually because they're tired or high.
My aunt drove through a stop sign and yelled 'I'm not tired!' D. W. A. in action.
My uncle tried to make a u-turn on a busy street and got stuck. D. W. A. magic.
My cousin drove like a maniac and said 'I'm alive!' D. W. A. legend.
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D. W. A. is when an Asian person behind the wheel turns a simple drive into a disaster. They barely know how to drive, but they try to act like they're the best.
My cousin tried to park and ended up in a shopping mall. D. W. A. supreme.
My mom drove into a tree and said 'It was a test.' D. W. A. hero.
My brother drove like a lunatic and said 'I'm not scared.' D. W. A. king.
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