d'vonte

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A black guy who’s so good he makes you feel like you’re the worst person ever. He’s got a laugh that could shake the building and a talent that makes you want to cry. And he’s got that face that makes you wish you were him.
D'Vonte walked in and the whole room went silent. Then he laughed and the whole room exploded.
I tried to rap and he made me look like a toddler with a kazoo.
He’s so handsome I once tried to flirt with him and he laughed in my face.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A man so good he’s like a superhero with a better sense of humor. He’s sweet, but only when he’s not making you feel like a failure. He’s also got that face that could make a statue jealous.
He texted me a meme at 3 a. m. and I started crying.
He beat me in a dance-off and I still haven’t forgiven him.
He’s so handsome I once tried to steal his lunch and failed.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A guy so good he’s like a legend in a body. He’s got the energy of a thousand rappers, the talent of a thousand artists, and the face of a thousand heartbreaks. You’ll never forget him, unless you’re him.
He showed up to my party and I got a standing ovation. Then he left and I got a standing ovation for being sad.
He’s so talented I tried to copy him and now I have a bad haircut and a bad laugh.
He’s so handsome I once asked him out and he said 'I’m already taken by my own face.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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