d.t.x.

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The place where your brain melts and your soul dies from too much country music and bad decisions.

I went to D. T. X. and came back with a hangover and a new nickname: 'The Walking Dead.'

My cousin moved to D. T. X. and now he talks like a robot. It's terrifying.

My dog went to D. T. X. and now he hates tacos and wants to be a rockstar.

A city so loud it gives you a headache and a life full of regret.

I went to D. T. X. and now I can't stop thinking about bad BBQ and worse breakups.

My sister moved to D. T. X. and now she fights with her phone like it owes her money.

My cat went to D. T. X. and now he stares at me like I betrayed him.

A place where the sky is blue, the sun is hot, and your brain is on fire.

My friend went to D. T. X. and came back with a tan, a tattoo, and a new addiction.

I tried to visit D. T. X. and now I have a permanent sunburn and a new hate for traffic.

My mom went to D. T. X. and now she only speaks in rhymes and cusses at the coffee.