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When you treat the Diablo 3 market like it's a toilet and you're the only one who knows how to flush it right.
I sold my legendary gear for 1 gold and cried in the chat.
He bought a full set of gear for 50 gold and laughed in my face.
She spent all her coins on a useless item and got banned for spamming insults.
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Selling and buying in Diablo 3 like you're the king of the trash can and everyone else is just throwing food away.
He sold his best gear for 10 gold and said it was a 'bargain'.
She bought a random item for 50 gold and said it was 'worth every penny'.
They traded for 3 seconds and then blocked each other.
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When you play the Diablo 3 market like it's a game show and you're the only one who knows the answers.
He sold his best gear for 1 gold and said it was 'a smart move'.
She bought a random item for 100 gold and said it was 'a steal'.
They traded for 2 minutes and then called each other a 'complete idiot'.
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Buying and selling in Diablo 3 like you're the only one who knows how to make money and everyone else is just wasting it.
He sold his gear for 2 gold and said it was 'a win'.
She bought a random item for 20 gold and said it was 'a blessing'.
They traded for 1 minute and then blocked each other for being 'too annoying'.
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When you play the Diablo 3 market like it's a dance and you're the only one who knows the steps.
He sold his gear for 5 gold and said it was 'a good move'.
She bought a random item for 10 gold and said it was 'a perfect match'.
They traded for 3 minutes and then called each other 'the worst'.
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