D.T.ing

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when you shove something so big up your throat it feels like your head is about to explode

I tried D. T. ing the pizza box and now my tongue tastes like regret.

He D. T. ed the whole cake and still had room for ice cream.

She D. T. ed the drink and now her nose is red from laughing.

when you swallow something so big it’s like your throat got married

I D. T. ed the soup and now I can’t talk without sputtering.

He D. T. ed the drink and his shirt got soaked.

She D. T. ed the smoothie and now her hair is green.

when you take a hit so big it’s like your throat got a second job

I D. T. ed the beer and now I can’t stop burping.

He D. T. ed the soda and now his pants are wet.

She D. T. ed the juice and now her face is purple.

when you stuff something so big in your mouth it’s like your throat got kidnapped

I D. T. ed the pizza and now my breath smells like cheese and regret.

He D. T. ed the drink and now his shirt looks like a disaster.

She D. T. ed the smoothie and now her nose is green.

when you take a hit so big it’s like your throat got a life sentence

I D. T. ed the soda and now my stomach is doing the twist.

He D. T. ed the beer and now he can’t stop burping.

She D. T. ed the juice and now her face is bright orange.