D.T.F.L.P.P

I saw my cousin and his girlfriend last night. They were D. T. F. L. P. P. I think the dog got jealous.

My brother texted me: 'I’m D. T. F. L. P. P. and I don’t care if I throw up.'

She said, 'I’m D. T. F. L. P. P. and I will eat you if you don’t take me now.'

My friend’s dog started howling in the middle of his D. T. F. L. P. P. session. It was wild.

My mom told me, 'You’re D. T. F. L. P. P. and I’m not even mad.'

He DM’d me: 'I’m D. T. F. L. P. P. and I don’t care if I pass out.'

At the party, I saw him and his crush. They were D. T. F. L. P. P. I don’t think the dog got a chance to puke.

She texted me: 'I’m D. T. F. L. P. P. and I’m going to eat you if you don’t take me.'

My brother said, 'I’m D. T. F. L. P. P. and I’m going to throw up and still keep going.'