D.T.F.A.N.D.

Hey, I’m down to get busy and not care about anything else.

You’re my favorite person to get messy with and forget about the rest.

I’m not here for a relationship, I’m here for the quickie.

I’m not here for the drama, I’m here for the action.

Let’s get it on and not talk about it later.

No heartbreak, just headbangers.

I don’t need a schedule, I just need the sex.

Let’s do it whenever, not whenever we’re dating.

I don’t care about plans, I care about getting it on.

I’m here for the fun, not the follow-up.

Let’s be silly, not serious.

No long talk, just a quick laugh and a quick lay.

I don’t need a vibe check, I just need the vibe.

Let’s get it on and not analyze it later.

No pressure, just pleasure.

I don’t want the aftermath, I just want the action.

Let’s get it on and not think about it later.

No crying, just climax.