D.T.B.L.

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Desperate to be liked, like a dog begging for treats.
'I’ll do anything for a like, even cry in front of my ex.'
'I sent 12 messages and still no reply. I’m dying here.'
'I’ll follow you to the ends of the Earth just to feel special.'
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So hungry for affection, you’d eat a whole pizza for a 'maybe'.
'If you don’t like me back, I’m gonna cry on the toilet.'
'I’m like a puppy with no owner. Just sad and full of hope.'
'I’ll text you at 3 a. m. if you don’t reply by midnight.'
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You want love so bad, you’d beg a stranger for a high five.
'I’ll ask your mom to like my post if you don’t.'
'I’m so desperate, I’ll even fake a heart attack for attention.'
'I’d jump off a cliff if you said you liked me.'
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You’re so in love with the idea of being loved, you don’t care if it’s fake.
'I’d marry a robot if it said it loved me.'
'I’ll believe anything if it makes me feel special.'
'I’d follow you to Mars if you said you liked me.'
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You want love so bad, you’d flirt with your teacher’s dog.
'I’d ask the dog out if it didn’t look so judgmental.'
'I’ll even like your math test if you like me.'
'I’ll do 10 push-ups just to get a 'maybe' from you.'
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