D'shonda

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A girl so perfect she makes your life a mess. She’s got a brain, a body, and a temper that could make a saint swear. She’s your best friend, your girlfriend, and your only hope of surviving high school.

D'shonda just yelled at me for eating my pizza with my hands. I’m now eating it with a fork and a death wish.

She’s my girlfriend, my best friend, and the reason I passed algebra.

I tried to forget her. Now I’m stuck with her and a 4.0 GPA.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A human being who is also a goddess, but with a temper. She’s got the brain of a rocket scientist and the looks of a supermodel. You only meet her once, but you’ll never forget her.

She looked at me like I’d just insulted her mom. I immediately felt guilty and my GPA dropped by 10 points.

D'shonda is the only person who can make me pass a test by just looking at me.

I asked her out. She said yes. I now have a life.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A girl who’s so good at everything that she makes you feel like a failure. She’s your best friend, your girlfriend, and the only reason you’re not crying in the hallway.

She got an A+ on her test. I got a C. I now feel like I failed life.

D'shonda is my girlfriend and my best friend. I don’t know how I survived without her.

She came to my birthday party. I now feel like I’ve won the lottery.

by Slangipedia 15d ago