d'sheactually

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A lazy, slurred way of asking if something happened, used by people who are too high or too dumb to care.
'Did she actually eat that whole pizza?' said while still wearing pajamas at 3 PM.
'Did she actually text me back? I was smoking a blunt and it was 2 AM.'
'Did she actually pass the test? I barely passed algebra.'
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A confused question that sounds like someone just got hit by a truck and is still trying to figure out what happened.
'Did she actually go to the store? I thought she was going to die in the hallway.'
'Did she actually finish that essay? She was crying and eating chips the whole time.'
'Did she actually show up to class? I was waiting for her to fall out of the ceiling.'
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A question that’s more of a demand, used by people who think they’re the only ones who matter.
'Did she actually show up to the party? I was the only one there and I was drunk.'
'Did she actually do that? I did that and I was wearing socks with sandals.'
'Did she actually come to the concert? I had to sit next to a guy who smelled like a dead raccoon.'
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A slow, slurred question used by people who are either sleep-deprived or just woke up from a nap.
'Did she actually go to the gym? I saw her eating donuts at 11 AM.'
'Did she actually do that homework? I did that and I was still tired.'
'Did she actually come to the meeting? I was there for three hours and she showed up 10 minutes before it ended.'
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A confused question that’s more of a rant, used by people who don’t know how to be normal.
'Did she actually say that? I thought I was the weird one.'
'Did she actually wear that to school? I looked like a clown.'
'Did she actually bring that to the party? It was like a science experiment.'
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