D'ryous

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He’s the king of all men. Best husband material ever. If you see one, grab them and never let go. They talk tough but are total weaklings underneath.
My man D'ryous is the only guy who can beat me up and still cry when I laugh at him.
I married a D'ryous and now I get free hugs and bad decisions.
This D'ryous just yelled at me for 10 minutes, then asked for a snack.
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D'ryous is the best human being ever. You’d be lucky to find one. They might yell at you, but they’ll still bring you soup when you’re sad.
This D'ryous just yelled at me for being late, then texted me a pizza link.
I found a D'ryous in the park, and now I’m in love.
My D'ryous is so tough, he cried when I won our bet.
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D'ryous is the most amazing person on Earth. They’re like a superhero but with worse fashion sense. If you find one, keep them forever.
I found a D'ryous and now I’m his sidekick. He’s still trying to convince me he’s not a sidekick.
This D'ryous just beat me up and then asked for a hug.
My D'ryous is so tough, he cried when I beat him at video games.
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