d'ronze

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A real ass nigga who thinks he’s the main character

D'ronze walked into the club like he owned it. He didn’t even notice the bouncer.

He tried to flex on me in the DMs like I was his backup dancer.

He said he was the king of the block, but I saw him begging for change at the gas station.

A nigga who got his ass kicked but still talks like he won

He got knocked out in the ring, but he still texted me like he beat the whole team.

He showed up to the party with a bruise, but he said he fought a whole gang.

He told me he beat a guy with one hand, but I saw him holding his arm like it was broken.

A real nigga with the attitude of a thousand niggas

He walked in like he was the boss, even though he didn’t know the password to the Wi-Fi.

He talked trash to my mom like she was his ex.

He cussed at the barista like he was the manager.

A nigga who’s got more confidence than sense

He said he was going to win the lottery, but he still didn’t pay his rent.

He told me he was going to buy a house, but he was still living with his grandma.

He claimed he was rich, but his shoes had holes in them.

A real ass nigga with the heart of a lion and the brain of a donkey

He fought three guys at the gym, but he couldn’t do his math homework.

He ran away from the cops, but he forgot his keys.

He told me he was going to be a king, but he still can’t spell ‘royal’.

A real ass nigga who thinks he’s the main event, but he’s just the appetizer

He showed up to the party like he was the headliner, but the DJ was still playing his old songs.

He tried to rap at the open mic, but he didn’t even know the words.

He said he was going to be famous, but he still works at the burger place.