D'Rikka

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D'Rikka is a clarinet player who thinks he's the bees knees. He's not. He's just loud and wrong.
D'Rikka played the clarinet so bad I thought my dog was crying.
He tried to play a song and it sounded like a raccoon with a sore throat.
He told me he was a pro. I told him he was a poser.
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D'Rikka is a clarinet player who thinks he's the best. He's not. He's just annoying and wrong.
He played the clarinet so bad I wanted to throw my phone out the window.
He played a song and it sounded like a broken kazoo in a blender.
He said he was the best. I said he was a disgrace.
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D'Rikka is a clarinet player who thinks he's a rockstar. He's not. He's just loud and clueless.
He played the clarinet so bad I thought my cat was in pain.
He tried to play a song and it sounded like a goat with a sneeze.
He told me he was a rockstar. I told him he was a joke.
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