Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The biggest, smelliest, most cursed piece of skin you ever saw, and it’s not even trimmed.

My cousin’s d. p. u. s smells like a dumpster fire and a dead raccoon.

I didn’t know d. p. u. s could be this bad. I’m crying.

Your d. p. u. s is so big, it has its own ZIP code.

2

That blob of skin you wish you could throw away, and you’d never miss it.

Your d. p. u. s is like a greasy pizza that’s been left out in the rain.

I saw your d. p. u. s and I instantly regretted being born.

That d. p. u. s is so bad, it’s getting its own biography.

3

The most unholy thing on your body, and it’s not even wearing pants.

Your d. p. u. s is so unholy, the devil came to check it out.

I don’t know how you live with that d. p. u. s.

Your d. p. u. s is like a monster that lives under your shirt.

4

That piece of skin you hope will vanish forever, and it’s not even trying.

Your d. p. u. s is like a bad dream that won’t stop haunting you.

That d. p. u. s is so big, it’s causing traffic jams.

I swear your d. p. u. s has a life of its own.

5

The dirtiest, most cursed, and most unshaven piece of skin you could ever imagine.

Your d. p. u. s is like a prison for bacteria.

I don’t know how you survive with that d. p. u. s.

That d. p. u. s is so bad, it’s got a warrant.

6

The skin that’s so unshaved, it’s got its own identity crisis.

Your d. p. u. s is like a teenager who can’t decide what it wants to be.

That d. p. u. s is so wild, it’s got a pet raccoon.

Your d. p. u. s is the reason why your shirt is in therapy.