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A guy who suddenly decided being gay was way easier than dealing with his problems
'Why did you turn gay? I thought you hated drama!' 'I did. Then I realized this was drama with hot guys.'
He came out to his dad during a wrestling match. It was brutal.
He’s now best friends with the guy who used to make fun of him in the bathroom.
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A boy who decided being a fag was better than being a fag in secret
'I was the class clown. Now I’m the class queen.'
He texted his ex: 'I’m not over you. I’m over you and your straight friend.'
He got suspended for making out with his math teacher during lunch.
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A dude who got tired of pretending he wasn’t gay and finally gave up
He texted his crush: 'I’ve been pretending I like you for a year. I’m done.'
He walked out of his mom’s church during a sermon about sin.
He got kicked out of the football team for being too cute.
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A guy who thought being straight was overrated and flipped the script
He told his dad: 'You don’t have to like me. You just have to like my new boyfriend.'
He got into a fight with his brother over a dating app.
He wore a dress to his cousin’s wedding and made everyone cry.
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A boy who gave up on being tough and just went with being cool
He said, 'I’m not tough. I’m just cool and gay.'
He turned down a scholarship to go to a gay pride parade.
He got a tattoo that says 'I’m not a fag. I’m a legend.'
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A guy who realized being gay was the only way he could escape his mom’s cooking
'I’m not gay. I’m just escaping your meatloaf.'
He texted his crush: 'Will you take me to the movies instead of my mom’s cooking?'
He ran away from home to go to a gay bar.
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