D.P.G.

My dog thinks he's D. P. G. because he barks at the mailman.

My cousin's dog tried to steal my snack and now he's a D. P. G.

That dog at the park wears a hat and a necklace. He's definitely D. P. G.

My sister's friend is a D. P. G. She wears glitter and talks about her phone all day.

That girl at the mall bought a whole outfit just to look fancy. Total D. P. G.

My neighbor's daughter acts like she's the queen of the world. D. P. G. for sure.