d'oveyon

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A D'oveyon is a girl who will knock your teeth out with her laugh and her crack addiction. She’s the type who watches horror movies in the dark with no lights and eats chips at 3 a. m. She’s a total lunatic but you’d follow her to hell and back if she asked.
She texted me at 2 a. m. saying she just watched a ghost movie and it made her cry.
She tried to eat a whole bag of chips in one night and then laughed at herself for it.
She told me she’d rather be a crackhead than a normal person any day.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A D'oveyon is a girl who will laugh at your worst jokes and then steal your chips. She’s the kind of person who thinks being a maniac is a full-time job. She’s wild, crazy, and the kind of friend you can’t live without, or else you’ll go insane.
She sent me a selfie with her eyes closed and said, 'This is me after watching a horror movie.'
She told me she’d rather die than stop laughing at her own jokes.
She tried to make me eat a whole bag of chips and then laughed when I got sick.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A D'oveyon is a girl who’s got more energy than a crackhead on a sugar rush. She’ll laugh at your dumbest jokes and watch scary movies in the dark like it’s her job. She’s the kind of person who will drag you into chaos and never let you go.
She texted me at midnight saying she watched a ghost movie and it made her laugh until she cried.
She tried to eat a whole bag of chips in one night and then laughed at herself for it.
She told me she’d rather be a maniac than a normal person any day.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A D'oveyon is a girl who will laugh at your worst jokes, eat chips at 3 a. m., and watch scary movies in the dark like it’s her life. She’s the kind of person who’ll knock your teeth out with her laugh and never let you forget it.
She sent me a message at 3 a. m. saying she just watched a horror movie and it made her eat chips.
She told me she’d rather be a crackhead than a normal person any day.
She laughed so hard at her own jokes that she fell out of her chair.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A D'oveyon is a girl who’ll make you laugh until you cry, eat chips at 3 a. m., and watch horror movies in the dark like it’s her job. She’s the kind of person who’ll steal your chips and laugh at your dumbest jokes.
She texted me in the middle of the night saying she just watched a scary movie and it made her laugh.
She told me she’d rather be a maniac than a normal person any day.
She tried to eat a whole bag of chips and then laughed at herself for it.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A D'oveyon is a girl who’s wild, crazy, and never takes life seriously. She’ll laugh at your worst jokes, eat chips at 3 a. m., and watch horror movies like it’s her full-time job. She’s the kind of friend you can’t live without, or else you’ll go insane.
She sent me a message at 2 a. m. saying she watched a ghost movie and it made her laugh until she cried.
She told me she’d rather be a maniac than a normal person any day.
She tried to eat a whole bag of chips and then laughed at herself for it.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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