D.O.U.C.H.E. Party

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A bunch of brainless clowns hanging out outside a church having a stupid event because they think it’s cool.

The church was just a backdrop for their dumb ass party.

They were yelling and throwing confetti like they were in a mental institution.

They didn’t even know what the church was for.

A loud, smelly mess happening outside a church where everyone is too wasted to remember why they’re there.

They were passed out on the sidewalk like it was their job.

There was more alcohol than holy water at that church.

No one knew the rules, but they all followed them.

A group of fools having a wild time outside a church, probably because they had too much to drink and not enough sense.

They were dancing in the parking lot like they were at a rave.

They tried to sing hymns but it sounded like a bar fight.

They were too drunk to know the church was still open.

A stupid party outside a church where everyone is too dumb to know the difference between a hymn and a hip-hop beat.

They were screaming lyrics to 'Let It Be' like it was a rap song.

The pastor was trying to preach but no one could hear him.

They threw pizza boxes at the church doors like it was a war.

A bunch of idiots having a huge mess outside a church, probably because they didn’t want to be inside.

They were eating pizza on the steps like it was a sacred ritual.

They tried to light a fire in the church yard and burned down a bench.

They wouldn’t leave until someone gave them more snacks.

A loud, dumb, and probably drunk event outside a church that makes everyone inside want to die.

They were shouting over the church bells like it was a competition.

They brought a boombox and played 'Can't Stop the Feeling' inside the church.

The pastor had to leave because he was too embarrassed.