Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you go from zero to owned in one big d'oh moment. Like you just got roasted and you know it.

I dropped my phone in the toilet. D'ohwned.

My dog ate my homework. D'ohwned.

I told my teacher I didn't do my assignment. D'ohwned.

2

Getting owned so hard you feel like you just got a face full of insults.

I failed my test. D'ohwned.

My crush asked me out and I said no. D'ohwned.

I tripped in front of my whole class. D'ohwned.

3

When you get owned so bad it’s like your brain just exploded from the shame.

I used the wrong spelling in my essay. D'ohwned.

I posted a bad photo on Instagram. D'ohwned.

I forgot my lunch again. D'ohwned.

4

Getting owned so hard your face turns red and you want to die.

I got called out in class. D'ohwned.

I made a silly mistake on my math test. D'ohwned.

I tried to dance and it was bad. D'ohwned.

5

When you’re so owned you think you’re going to cry and your brain is on fire.

I got a zero on my assignment. D'ohwned.

I said the wrong thing in a group project. D'ohwned.

I messed up my presentation. D'ohwned.