d'nudda

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The person who is so clueless they think they’re the main character.
You: I’m the hero of this story. Them: No, you’re the d'nudda.
At the party, he kept talking about his pet goldfish like it was the main event. The d'nudda just nodded.
She tried to explain the plot. The d'nudda said, 'I’m just here for the snacks.'
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The person who gets confused when you’re being awesome.
You saved the day. The d'nudda asked, 'Was that a real thing?'
You: ‘I just beat the boss.’ D'nudda: ‘Wait, the boss was even there?’
You made a fire. The d'nudda said, ‘Is that allowed?’
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The person who thinks they’re the star, but they’re just there for the crowd.
They shouted, ‘I’m the main character!’ The d'nudda said, ‘You’re the guy in the back.’
They tried to take the spotlight. The d'nudda just laughed and ate a taco.
They thought they were the hero. The d'nudda said, ‘I’m the one who made the snacks.’
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The person who’s so average they don’t even know they’re the other.
You: ‘I’m the main guy.’ D'nudda: ‘I’m just here.’
They said they were the best. The d'nudda said, ‘I’m the one who didn’t fail.’
You did everything. The d'nudda said, ‘I’m just here for the pizza.’
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The person who is so forgetful they don’t even remember they’re the other.
You: ‘I’m the hero.’ D'nudda: ‘Wait, I’m not the hero?’
They forgot their name. The d'nudda said, ‘I’m just here.’
You remembered everything. The d'nudda forgot their own shoes.
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