d'night

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A cursed phrase yelled by a tired cashier who’s been stuck behind the register since breakfast and is now too annoyed to finish the sentence.
Cashier: 'Have a great... wait, it's already d'night? You're gonna make me finish that? F***ing night.'
Customer: 'Thanks!' Cashier: 'D'night. I'm not even gonna say it right anymore.'
Cashier: 'I just want to go home. D'night. F***ing d'night.'
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What a cashier says when they’re too tired to even care if you have a great night or just end up in jail.
Cashier: 'D'night. I hope you don’t rob a bank.'
Customer: 'Thanks!' Cashier: 'D'night. I’m not even sure what time it is.'
Cashier: 'D'night. I’m too f***ed up to say it properly.'
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The last thing a cashier says before they give up and go home, usually with a f***ing attitude.
Customer: 'Thanks!' Cashier: 'D'night. I’m done with you people.'
Cashier: 'D'night. I’m not even going to check if it’s night.'
Cashier: 'D'night. I just want to eat and go to bed.'
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