d'merro

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If you've ever seen a kid try to say 'hello' and it sounds like 'hurro', you know what D'Merro is. It's when Asians turn Ls into Rs and make everything sound like they're talking through a mouthful of farts.
"I loove you," he said, but it came out like "I roove you."
She tried to say "ballpark" and it sounded like "barpark."
He asked for a "lollipop," and the cashier heard "rollipop."
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D'Merro is when Asians take the letter L and beat it with a club until it becomes an R. It’s like turning a decent meal into a plate of garbage.
"I’m going to the mall," he said. It sounded like "I’m going to the marl."
She tried to say "bottle," and it came out like "bottel."
He asked for a "lunch," and the waiter heard "runch."
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D'Merro is when Asians can’t tell the difference between L and R, so they just scream both at the same time and hope you understand.
"I love you," he said. It came out like "I rove you."
She tried to say "lightbulb," and it sounded like "rightbulb."
He asked for a "lemonade," and the barista heard "remonade."
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D'Merro is like when you try to talk, but your mouth is full of hot dogs and you're screaming into a megaphone. That’s how Asians talk sometimes.
"I’ll be there in five minutes," he said. It sounded like "I’ll be there in fre minutes."
She tried to say "ballet," and it came out like "barlet."
He asked for a "laser," and the guy heard "raser."
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D'Merro is when Asians think L is R and R is L, and they don’t care if you get confused. It's like they’re doing a bad impression of a confused person.
"I loove you," he said. It sounded like "I roove you."
She tried to say "ladder," and it came out like "radder."
He asked for a "lemon," and the cashier heard "remon."
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D'Merro is when Asians can’t tell L from R and just throw both letters into a blender and hope you know what they mean.
"I loove you," he said. It came out like "I roove you."
She tried to say "lunch," and it sounded like "runch."
He asked for a "laser," and the guy heard "raser."
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