D.Lynch

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the reason people are tools and why they never question their life choices

My mom is a D. Lynch and still thinks wearing socks with sandals is a fashion statement.

My teacher is a D. Lynch and still uses the word 'dude brah' like it's 2003.

My cousin is a D. Lynch and still thinks pizza is a dessert.

the only person who says 'dude brah' in one sentence and still thinks it sounds cool

My friend is a D. Lynch and said, 'Dude brah, I just ate a whole pizza.'

My brother is a D. Lynch and said, 'Dude brah, I just failed math.'

My neighbor is a D. Lynch and said, 'Dude brah, I just got a ticket.'

a homo who thinks being a tool is a badge of honor

My uncle is a D. Lynch and thinks being a tool is the best thing ever.

My friend’s dad is a D. Lynch and still thinks he’s the king of the school.

My teacher’s brother is a D. Lynch and still thinks he’s a rockstar.

a tool who thinks being a tool makes them a legend

My neighbor is a D. Lynch and still thinks he’s the best tool ever.

My friend’s dog is a D. Lynch and still thinks he’s a legend.

My cousin’s brother is a D. Lynch and still thinks he’s the king of the tools.