D'loed

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Getting robbed while someone shakes their ass in your face. You can also get robbed if your butt is so good it steals stuff from people.

I was minding my own business when some twerker stole my wallet. My butt was too busy watching her to notice.

My mom got D'loed at the mall. She was so distracted by some guy’s dance moves, she left her credit card on the floor.

I tried to rob someone, but they D'loed me right back with a hip thrust so strong, it took my breath away.

Getting scammed by someone who uses their hips to make you forget you're being scammed. If your butt is good enough, it can also scam you.

I thought I was buying a burger, but I got D'loed and ended up with a used tampon instead.

My friend got D'loed at the grocery store. He was too busy checking out the cashier’s ass to notice he paid with a five instead of twenty.

I tried to scam someone, but they D'loed me with a butt shake so hard, I fell over.

Getting taken advantage of while someone dances in your face. If your butt is that good, you can also take advantage of people.

I was trying to steal a phone, but the guy D'loed me with a hip thrust so smooth, I dropped my phone and my pride.

My sister got D'loed at the bus stop. She was too busy staring at his butt to notice he took her backpack.

I got D'loed by my crush. He danced so good, I let him borrow my lunch money and never got it back.