d'lainey

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D'lainey is a girl who goes crazy over guys named Sterling. She has way too many friends and way too many boyfriends. Right now she’s seeing three guys named Sterling, Sherwin, and Chance. Her boyfriend Sterling thinks she’s a hot mess worth sleeping with.
Sterling: 'You're my favorite hot mess.' D'lainey: 'I'm your only hot mess.'
D'lainey texts Sherwin: 'I'm busy with Sterling. But I'm still your favorite.'
Chance: 'You're my backup plan.' D'lainey: 'I'm your backup plan and your main plan.'
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D'lainey is a girl who can't keep her hands off guys named Sterling. She has more friends than she can count and more boyfriends than she can handle. She’s dating three guys right now, and they all have the same name. Sterling thinks she’s a hot piece of work.
D'lainey: 'I'm dating three Sterlings. I don't know which one I like the most.'
Sterling: 'You're the best piece of work I've ever seen.' D'lainey: 'You're the worst boyfriend I've ever had.'
Sherwin texts D'lainey: 'You're my favorite, even if you're dating three Sterlings.'
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D'lainey is a girl who can't stop loving guys named Sterling. She has way more friends than she needs and way more boyfriends than she wants. She’s seeing three guys now, and they’re all named Sterling. Her boyfriend Sterling thinks she’s sexy and worth the trouble.
D'lainey: 'I'm dating three Sterlings. I'm going to lose my mind.'
Sterling: 'You're sexy and worth the trouble.' D'lainey: 'You're the only one who thinks that.'
Chance texts D'lainey: 'You're my backup plan, but I still love you.'
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