d.laaraa

My cousin's d. laaraa was so loud I had to turn my phone to silent just to think.

At the park, the d. laaraa was arguing with a squirrel about who was the best.

My teacher called my d. laaraa a 'fart in a dress' and I didn't know what that meant.

My d. laaraa tried to sing in the car and it sounded like a cat was choking on a sandwich.

At lunch, my d. laaraa sat next to me and I could smell their breakfast from three seats away.

My d. laaraa tried to play the drums with a pencil and it was the worst.

My d. laaraa wore a hat inside and it was like they were trying to start a fire.

At the movies, my d. laaraa kept talking during the best part of the movie.

My d. laaraa brought a sandwich to school and it was so old it had a beard.

My d. laaraa ate a whole pizza by themselves and then screamed about it.

At the bus stop, my d. laaraa talked so loud the bus driver turned on the radio just to shut them up.

My d. laaraa tried to whisper and it sounded like a bull was yelling.

My d. laaraa said they were the best at everything and then lost a race to a kid who had a broken leg.

At lunch, my d. laaraa claimed they were the strongest and then fell over when they tried to lift a backpack.

My d. laaraa told everyone they were the smartest and then couldn't spell 'cat'.

My d. laaraa tried to save the world by yelling at the clouds.

At the gym, my d. laaraa tried to do push-ups and fell down like a baby.

My d. laaraa wore a cape and tried to fly off the stairs and landed in a pile of trash.